March 28, 2009

Don't Quit Your Day Job


Watch Out! We have a comedian in our house! You can't tell me that these jokes aren't hilarious:
"How does a pickle run on a road?"
"ON A FOREHEAD!!"

"How's does an ice cream learns to walk?"
"ON A BEAR FEET!"

"How does a X learns to run on a head?"
"ON A COMPUKER!" (yes, I meant to write compuker, and not computer)

She just can't get enough of herself, and she gets upset if we don't laugh hysterically at these jokes.
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