Raegan Jo

It's been awhile since I wrote down all the crazy stuff that Raegan says. So today I decided to take notes, here's what I got so far:

Raegan, "Mom, I know where Jesus lives."

Me, "Where?"

Raegan, "On the Earth by the snow penguins in the July."

Me, " Honey, he lives in Heaven with Heavenly Father."

Raegan, very frustrated with me, "I KNOW!!!"

Raegan, "Guess what's in the clouds!"

Me, " What?"

Raegan, "Chocolate strawberry icecream!"

Raegan was yelling at me to come wipe her bum in the bathroom. I come in and say "Stinky!"

Raegan says, "But don't you like my poo poos Mom?"

Me, "no"

Raegan, "But their girls!"

Raegan, "Mom can you do me a favorite?" (favor)

Me, "Yes, what is it?"

Raegan, "Can you go in the kitchen and I'll tell you I want a cookie and you say no and then I'll think I'll have a brand new favorite. I will just wat one cookie at a brake, can you do that as a favorite?"