...that your husband doesn't have as long flowing, mushroom hair as Kurt these days. I promise you're not feeling as disgusted as I have been feeling for the past 4 months. Kurt had a bet with his dad to see who could go the longest without getting a haircut. Guess who won. Guess who won and still won't cut his hair because now he thinks it's fun. The winner receives a steak dinner... so not worth it. It's beyond gross and nothing I say or do can get him to trim his untamed, 70's mane. Do I buzz it while he's sleeping? Do I accidentally run into him with scissors from behind? Should I deny him any kind of lovin? Or maybe refuse to cook or clean. Any suggestions? I need help and quick, he's becoming the laughing stalk of the entire neighborhood and I'm embarrassed.
His unshaven face and mexi-stash doesn't help the situation.
